Two Words: "JUMBO COMICS"

Feb 16, 2007 12:20 AM
So, I have basically done nothing for the past two and a half days. I had a snow day on Wednesday, which I found out the Tuesday before. So I basically stayed up all night looking at comics. I stayed up all night on Wednesday too. Today I literally did nothing but look at comics. I even went to see the new movie "Ghost Rider" for my comic book class. I have to write a two page review of it, and there is only one thing I can say: WTF? There isn't a single knockout in this entire movie DESPITE THE FACT THAT EVA MENDES IS BEING CRADLE CARRIED ON THE MOVIE POSTER!!!!! What a fucking rip off; if I didn't have the free advance preview ticket I would never have paid to see this trash. At least there was a chloro once in a Ghost Rider comic.

Dude, Jumbo Comics is like the best comic book ever. I'm in the process of going through the available issues, and so far I haven't been let down. There were lots of head KOs, a gas scene and even a really shitty chloroforming. 90% of the KO's happened in "Sky Girl". Ginger McGuire gets knocked out in almost every story.

Another comic that has a near 100% KO ratio is Diabolik. Now I recently acquired several random issues of this famous Italian graphic novel. Every volume has a KO in it, guaranteed. I am not even exaggerating. You can pick up a random volume and expect to find either a gas, dart or chloroform scene. Now, the scene doesn't necessarily have to involve a female. In fact, the majority of the scenes actually involve FUCKING OLD DUDES. But so far, it is a gold mine. I wish I could get every single issue and just look through them all. I would be in heaven.

I come across a lot of male KOs in my searches. Usually, I just ignore them unless it is an F/M KO. Originally, I included male KO's in the database alongside the female KO's. Well I am going to stop tarnishing my databases now. I created a separate database to keep track of male KO's only. I am doing this based on a simple philosophy: one person's trash, is another person's treasure. So from now on, if I find an interesting male KO, I'll just add it to that database. I am not going to save every male KO I find though, that would be kind of gay. There are other sites out there that focus on that kind of material.

And one more thing: if you visit my site a lot, you should make a donation. It doesn't have to be a lot; hell I'll even accept a penny. The site is going to still be here regardless. In the mean time, I am going to continue finding new content. AND WRITE COMMENTS!

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